All hail katherine hepburn.. who passed away today. she kicked ass. either my mac is running extremely slow, or i am running in hyper-speed. it’s painful to work right now. and everything i do seems to crash some program. i should just go home. update: i am running in hyperspeed, i just lost an hour [...]
Monthly Archive for June, 2003
That’s it! I’m tired of always being the one eating insects and getting the funny syphillis! From now on, I’m not going to be anyone’s butt-monkey!
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 26th, 2003
i am so happy for all the gay texans everywhere.. i know they’ve been looking forward to having anal sex for a long time! i bet they were jealous of all the other gays, who were allowed to have butt fun. some guy was playing cello outside of the university bookstore, on the sidewalk. now [...]
Some of the best things come in small packages. But large things can’t! Unless they’re inflatable, or require some assembly, or unless they’re hearts. Yes, giant, juicy, loving hearts! As big as the moon, but much, much warmer!
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 25th, 2003
i love the tick. so i’m in an emotional pickle. we are hiring a new person for my team. finally! but a lot of people i know are applying. and there are two of them that i really want to have it. but i can’t have it both ways. i won’t even tell you if [...]
Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain’t the consensus view, then hell, let’s put it to a vote.
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 24th, 2003
i meant to show you this earlier… it’s sorta fun. and soothing. i don’t have much to say. i went to the fremont fair on sunday, in the hopes that something exciting would happen, so i could tell you about it. but no. i was approached by petition whores a lot. but since i am [...]
That’s not a protest! That is a cry for help! They’re begging us!! PLEASE have a party!!! Feed us drinks!!! GET US LAID!!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 23rd, 2003
i found this article taped above the water bubbler this morning. while i was refilling my water bottle. they now they say it’s unsafe to reuse them. i’m using a cancer ridden water bottle. say it could have FECAL COLIFORMS!! anything with the word fecal is bad, you know. but then i got to thinking. [...]
canada is all about the love. while southern baptists are delusional and sad. and blessed by the president of the united states. i feel shame. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Share on Linkedin Share on Posterous share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Share on technorati Tumblr it Tweet [...]
There’s ghosts and shaking, and people are going all Felicity with their hair… We’re fresh out of superpeople, and somebody’s gotta go back in there…Now who’s with me?
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 18th, 2003
molly sent me this link to a creepy ebay auction. you have to read the entire description/story. stuff like this is what the internet was made for, kids! “… I would destroy this thing in a second, except I really don’t have any understanding of what I may or may not be dealing with. I [...]
here is something fun. if you are tired of your own name, babynames.com will help you generate a new one, based on your current name and a personality trait. you can play with it all day long. trust me, Love, yi tawny hamilton Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed [...]
Leap before you look. Remember denouement. Other French words: inconvenient, nonessential… oh… I could go on and on… But time’s a-wasting and evil’s out there making hand-crafted mischief for the swap meet of villainy.
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 17th, 2003
so i saw the matrix finally. it was pretty good. i like the fighting. a bunch of smiths… that’s good. i have a couple of complaints/thoughts. first, fishbourne was bugging me big time. oh hi, drama queen much? yes, i think so, morpheus. no wonder mrs. jada pinkette smith preferred the crabby guy. and please, [...]
Every day is a lottery, and first prize is that you don’t have to scoot yourself around town on a skateboard with your hands. You think about that.
Posted in evildeb on Jun 16th, 2003
i took my s.dad out for dinner and movie last night, for father’s day. we were talking about winning the lottery, because i am so done with working for a living. he said if he wan the mega million lottery [jackpot currently ='s $140 million] he’d give my mom some money to retire with. half [...]