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Monthly Archive for May, 2004

It’s nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions

Posted in books, evildeb on May 12th, 2004

I found the most wonderful piece of software this morning, it’s called Bookpedia. And it’s a Cocoa ap made for OS X… it’s gorgeous, and easy to use, it looks just like iTunes. You can catalog your books, create wish lists, search the Library of Congress, add to your list by scanning bar codes, and [...]

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You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No… not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina.

Posted in Uncategorized on May 12th, 2004

You know how you sometimes see certain images, and you say to yourself “my but that certainly is phallic!”? I had an experience like that this morning, here at work. But with a more feminine slant. There was an image on our intranet, a sort of internal design … and my first thought was to [...]

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Dogs guard; cats watch… and judge.

Posted in pru on May 10th, 2004

According to my string cheese wrapper, it’s the trivia version, cats are indeed smarter than dogs. No surprise to me, I’ve lived with plenty of both. Cats, apparently, have an IQ that is surpassed only by the monkey, chimp, and humans. Something tells me that that the cats would say, if humans really do test [...]

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what are you doing today, jodi?

Posted in Uncategorized on May 7th, 2004

drawing stripes. in illustrator. i just like stripes. ooo-kay… guess I’m done drawing stripes for now. The last two turned out kinda pooey. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Share on Linkedin Share on Posterous share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Share on technorati Tumblr it Tweet about it [...]

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a link to McSweeney’s

Posted in Uncategorized on May 7th, 2004

Real quick… because I have to answer someone’s technical questions, as it would appear that they are paralyzed from the eye brows down and the user guide is out of reach, otherwise, surely, they’d be embarrassed to be caught asking questions whose answers are so politely provided in the self help material…. this is very [...]

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Come share in the joy of our groove thang.

Posted in Uncategorized on May 5th, 2004

Doe-02 from the album Pod by The Breeders I had no idea what that “iTunes” button did on Ecto, the software I use to write my blog updates, but apparently it tells you exactly what song I am listening to right now! That’s fascinating! BRILLIANT!! You have to know that I am going to be [...]

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If he fell asleep in the park, someone would try to punt him.

Posted in Uncategorized on May 5th, 2004

Now that I have the iPod, one of the many ways I can overcome my guilt is to take it for walks outside. In the sunshine. Where the healthy people are. So I’m going to start walking around Greenlake. It’s one of my favorite places in Seattle. It’s got a walking path around the lake [...]

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.. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler…

Posted in books on May 3rd, 2004

Louise and I were talking earlier this evening, before I left work. We were discussing the grand opening of the New Seattle Public Library’s main branch, on May 23rd. Me: we should go to that. Louise: oh yes, we should. Because we are just that book geeky. [Louise breaks into her Milton impersonation] The ratio [...]

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I know. I’ve been really naughty, haven’t I? Perhaps a good spanking’s in order?

Posted in evildeb on May 3rd, 2004

I told Evildeb that I would be performing a lot of penance for buying an iPod. A girl in my financial situation should not be buying luxury items. [even if they are an necessity like an iPod] I said many “whippings” shall occur. Evildeb: oh really? who’s going to be doing the whipping? Me: uh… [...]

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