Posted in evildeb on Jul 29th, 2004
Career counseling with EvilDeb. This is part of a chat, during which we said the same thing at the same time, which prompted me to call her Justin Timberlake. It’s a stupid inside joke. Whenever she gets to be Justin Timberlake, I end up being Joey Fatone. Because that is the only other N’sync guy [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 27th, 2004
Let’s not talk about the cleaning. No, wait, one little thing… after all that, no one showed up to inspect my apartment. NO ONE. I even stayed up all night, Sunday night, except a two hour period when I passed out in exhaustion on the not yet cleaned kitchen floor, from midnight to 2 am. [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 23rd, 2004
I just found out my mom is a republican!! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Share on Linkedin Share on Posterous share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Share on technorati Tumblr it Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 23rd, 2004
i came into work early this morning… 6 am. I was awake at 4, so it seemed like the best idea. No, actually, the best idea would have been to clean, while the apartment was cool and come into work at nine. But I’m really not all that active in the morning, even when I [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 20th, 2004
some people just need a good spanking. I have a hand truck that adjust to be a horizontal truck. If you put a flattened box down on it, it’s a great way to haul a lot of crap to the dumpster at once. It’s going to be essential over the next couple of days. I [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 20th, 2004
I am weakened with heat exhaustion and overexertion. I may just swoon. It’s not humane to expect me to clean in this heat. I am a delicate flower, you know. I may just have to jump in the car and buy something expensive, soon. Here is my plan, if it works out. Mrs. Moon and [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 20th, 2004
The title is a real life quote from Fee. And a pretty awesome one, at that. Mrs. Moon is going to come over tomorrow and help me clean. She’s super good at it. I’m going to pay her. It’s only fair. Currently, she is a punk rock housewife and stay at home mom. You’d think [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 19th, 2004
I’ve just been notified, as of this evening, that apartment complex gestapo will be performing their “annual inspection” on Thursday. This is all the notice I have. And by Annual Inspection, we mean, whenever the hell we feel like it, but certainly not annually. I had one inspection the summer after I moved in, then [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 19th, 2004
Now that you are two years old, there is so much more you can do… you’re not a baby anymore. Technically, last Wednesday was the 2nd anniversary of my blog, I just failed to notice. Until I started talking about it Friday night. I guess I was more caught up in the fact that I [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 14th, 2004
I took the week off from work excitement up a notch today and went to costco. I bought socks, and two books. I’m not sure that I’m type of consumer that costco targets. I simply do not consume enough. I wasn’t even wiley enough to get my fair share of meatballs cooked in jerk sauce [...]
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