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Monthly Archive for August, 2004

Another Jodi did it. So now I am doing it. And you can do it too! OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. [...]

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When I told Evildeb that I posted the biting story, she asked me if I also posted the teddy bear story. Me: What’s the teddy bear story? Evildeb: I don’t know… apparently I did something with someone’s teddy bear. Me: Like what? Evildeb: I don’t know… I don’t remember. Me: you don’t remember. Evildeb: I [...]

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Evildeb Fact #432

Evildeb once bit a man so hard, she drew blood, because he wouldn’t give in and say “ouch.” I kid you not. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Share on Linkedin Share on Posterous share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Share on technorati Tumblr it Tweet about it Subscribe [...]

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I was phenomenally stupid, on Saturday afternoon, and went to IKEA a mere five days after the new 2005 catalog arrived. Originally, I was thinking of buying a bookcase, and asked Evildeb if she would take me in her Subaru. Then I changed my mind, but she was already geared up to visit, so I [...]

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Since I sometimes run out of words, I thought I’d give you an image. That’s Yoshimi my little japanese girl piggy bank. she sits on my monitor here at work. ummm… I bought a digital camera with some of my bonus. That’s why you are getting pictures. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on [...]

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For Liloo, who is a Gemini

Being a Gemini “makes you an unreliable, roguish sociopath with a light finger and the attention span of a hyperactive mayfly.” Your toothpaste is “picked up from unguarded retail displays – you didn’t pay for it, so why should you give a damn about how it’s squeezed.” You have four favorite sins, two for each [...]

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For Romy, who is a Virgo

Well, Romy, you are a Virgo, and this means “you are a peevish, hypercritical anal-retentive, with an obsession for sterile perfectionism and a pedantic fetish for detail.” You don’t have tubes of toothpaste, you have “3 x 365 individual pre-wrapped disposable toothbrushes, each loaded with the precise amount of toothpaste needed for one cleaning.” Your [...]

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For Becky, who is an Aries

Don’t piss Becky off! “On the Darkside, this makes you a loud, overconfident, aggressive thug with way too many Y chromosomes and a will of titanium-clad granite.” As far as your toothpaste goes, “after a five minute rant in the bathroom, when you throw everything out the window looking for your tube of toothpaste, you [...]

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My stepmother is going to start selling stun-guns. She asked me if I wanted one. What do you think I said? “Hell YEAH I want a stun gun! that would rule! i could go out and fight crime with it!” I then demonstrated to all my coworkers what would happen to them if they annoyed [...]

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