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Monthly Archive for April, 2005

Once upon a time there was a single Mom with two adorable children. Between the two, the little girl was definitely the more adorable, not to mention smart and witty. And very practical, for a five year old. The single Mom met a Teacher, and they began dating. The Teacher was always over at the [...]

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This morning I woke up early, couldn’t go back to sleep. So eventually I gave up, got dressed and went out to run errands. I went down to “Babies R Us” to buy presents for my cousin Kirsten’s baby shower tomorrow. She’s having a boy. I was put into a coma that only the übercute [...]

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I told myself that I could go hang out in Barnes and Noble, when I finished my review of “Down on Ponce” for Satan’s Bookclub. But instead I am taking personality tests that I got from Suzy. By the way, “hanging out in Barnes and Noble” is code for “grabbing a large stack of books, [...]

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superfunkycalifragisexy

I was listening to Prince on the way to, and from, work. Which makes me want to unpack those boxes of cd’s and find some funk. You know, I’m not really #6 for “good spanking.” If you follow the search link, it would definitely appear that I was. But a fresh google shows that I [...]

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50 Word Fiction Vol. III

Death of a Salesman ìHey, man, I guess we are playing phone tag. I got your email, so did everyone else since you ccíd almost the entire company. Ha-ha-ha! Not necessary, guy, I am your main contact here, just shoot me a …î *BANG!* *FWUMP* ìWhat? he said to shoot him! So I did!î This [...]

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A very proud moment…

I like to look at my webstats, particularly the referrals. And search words. It’s like having a collection of something. I just like to take them out and look at them. Because a certain phrase came up three times in one week, I followed the google link to see how I ranked. And I can [...]

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Arifa asked me an interesting question, after visiting Satan’s Bookclub. Since I don’t really believe in hell, do I believe in heaven? Arifa: do you believe in heaven? because i was thinking about how you don’t believe in hell… Jodi: i believe in an afterlife of some kind. but not a christian heaven. per se. [...]

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I was in training all day, I did not spend a single minute at my desk. During one of the breaks, KK and I were walking across the street from the plaza building to the waterfront building. We were on the sidewalk, next to a giant dumpster, that has a long chute stretched up to [...]

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What Would Amelia Do?

I really did not want to go to ball class today. It’s so hard! I hate working hard. Sure, the balls are bouncy and fun. But we don’t get to bounce up and down on them very much. We do things with them that hurt. Maybe not today, but tomorrow they will. But, my very [...]

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and i don’t know why! EDITED TO ADD: you know what it was? It was that evil test down below… the one that tells me what a lazy, snacky, sloppy, romantic, paranoid, needy, mystical, rebellious, avoidant, immature, albeit intelligent and artistic, slut I am. with it’s sneaky “div” tages in the results! Bookmark on Delicious [...]

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