Posted in JodiCam on Nov 30th, 2005
After I gave them $100, the DOL gave me a temporary version of my drivers license with the most hideous picture of me ever. It’s bad. She turned the monitor towards me and said, “You ok with that?” “Yeah, whatever” “Are you sure?” But I’d had it with that place. And now, for several years [...]
Posted in tshirts on Nov 30th, 2005
I knew I was going to be the butt of some jokes, when I returned back to work today, so I dressed accordingly. I wanted everyone to know my status. So I wore this shirt. Yes, it’s backwards. That’s because I took the picture with my iSight camera this morning. Go to nerdyshirts.com to see [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 29th, 2005
Well, when we last left me, I was cuffed and in the back of the state patrolman’s car. Right now, I am sitting in the DOL. For the second time today. They are calling numbers in the 90′s, soon to be 100′s, and in the 500′s. I am 373. I don’t know where I fit [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 28th, 2005
Well, we are back from Thanksgiving holiday. For the most part. I didn’t actually go to work today. I had a bit of a situation happen over the holiday. Which I will tell you about now. When Thanksgiving Day started out, I never expected to be sitting in the back of a police car, hands [...]
Posted in 50 Word Fictions on Nov 25th, 2005
You might be amazed, if you were around here Friday, by my ability to manipulate time and space, and post something in the past. I’ve got mad phat physics skills, and if I want to utilize tesseracts to go back to Friday, to post the FiWoFicFriday I can. Truth is, I was busy, and forgot [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 22nd, 2005
and I do. Actually, ze frank does. Please please please go watch this. I’m trying to be more responsible in what I discuss here. Oh, fuck vitamins and exercise…. give me RITALIN! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Share on FriendFeed Share on Linkedin Share on Posterous share via Reddit Share with [...]
Evildeb is not here this week. She may be at home, building her shrine to Johnny Cash, or baking pies for thanksgiving, I’m not sure. The rest of us are left here, at Grump Central. There are a lot of bad moods around here today. And maybe it’s because of air stagnation. We are under [...]
Evildeb has a new love. A new all consuming love. For Johnny Cash. She wants to have his babies, although she knows he is dead. Which makes it difficult. She now speaks to me primarily in lyrics. From Johnny Cash songs. She says it won’t last forever, but I am still a little worried. She’s [...]
Posted in 50 Word Fictions on Nov 18th, 2005
Continuing on through the seven deadly sins, today’s theme is gluttony. Sorry I am late in getting the FWF up this morning. Please refer to last week’s sin Sloth. Bellyache He looked up at me with those soft brown eyes, to sleepy to even raise his head. I put my hand on his rounded tummy [...]
Today is Harry Potter day. My Place Of Employment is hosting a screening tonight, for it’s employees, and family, only. I am soooo excited. So freakin’ excited. I can barely stand it. How am I supposed to get any work done, knowing that I am hours away from the new Harry Potter movie? Additionally, it [...]
Jodi
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From Seattle Washington
Living in New Westminster, BC
