Jodi: Do you hear that?

Amelia: Hear what?

Jodi: that voice… listen…

Amelia: Hmmmm…. I do… I do hear it! It’s like a voice from our past.

Jodi: He has an office now, his door is closed… why is he screaming? Why does god do this to me?

Amelia: Hee!

Jodi: You’ve been quiet lately. Readers have inquired about your up-to-ness.

Amelia: My what?

Jodi: They want to know what you are up to.

Amelia: Well… ever since you turned your back on me…

Jodi: I did not turn my back on you! I simply angled my monitor, slightly, away from you.

Amelia: Whatever… the point is, since you’ve angled away, I’ve been able to read your monitor. So I pass the time by reading your chats.

Jodi: You do not!

Amelia: I do too! ALL of your chats!

Jodi: all of them?

Amelia: AAAAAAAAAALL of them. Your emails too.

Jodi: gulp.

Amelia: Girlfriend, we’ve got to talk!