faster pussycat... type! type!

today's title quote is dedicated to steve, even though he does not read my blog. it's baby stewie, from "family guy." steve thinks he IS baby stewie. i'll take his word for it.

sent to the mr.snotty list today, baby stewie himself sent this. some t-shirts in poor taste. really poor taste. so poor, i actually find one of them offensive. if you can guess which one, you get a cookie. a virtual browser cookie. ooooo... lucky you!

also from baby stewie [this is why the title is dedicated to steve] this press announcement:

Electronic Arts today announced that The Sims 2 , the next generation of the No. 1 PC game of all time, is in development at the company's Walnut Creek-based Maxis studio: "For the first time, players control their Sims over an entire lifetime. Every choice that is made has a relevant and dramatic effect on the life of a Sim. More life-like Sims, all-new gameplay, and the ground-breaking addition of genetics, with the DNA of Sims passed down through generations gives players a more vivid, realistic, and in-depth Sims experience. All of this takes place in a new amazingly life-like 3-D world." The Sims 2 will also introduce an all-new "Create-A-Sim" feature, which allows users to customize the facial features of their Sim to a level of detail never realized before. In The Sims 2, players are now able to build dwellings over two stories and have the ability to coordinate and customize the homes of their Sims to a new degree of design with all-new furniture, lighting and objects. It will debut on May 13th at the Electronic Entertainment Exposition in Los Angeles and is scheduled to ship in early 2004; however, no Mac-specific information was provided.

can. you. believe. that. shit? i will be A GOD!! of course, not until they make a mac version. i need a god worthy machine to do my godstuff.