faster pussycat... type! type!

every once in while, someone says something obscure that provides me with a great blog title. this comes from adam, on the brain. explaining it won’t make it funnier. let’s just say i was muy muy crabito, or perhaps crabita, this morning. baaaaad. and some people were cruisin’ for a beating, just by existing. in my defense, they are annoying on a good day. anyway, for some reason, this reply of adam’s just cracked me up. i sat there laughing out loud for several minutes. and i regained some humanity. so... pudding for everyone!!! it is good to be a genius.

my dublin style dr pepper has not yet arrived. i did have several other tasty sodas this weekend. i san pellegrino limonata. lemon is a good thing. jone’s soda MF Grape soda, and jone’s soda cherry soda. [in answer to your question , fee, i got your bottle cap pin from jone’s soda itself. they are bottled here, in seattle, and they were at the fremont fair one year. ] i have no idea what the MF in the Grape soda stands for. maybe it’s Mother Fucking Grape. anyway, the grape tasted like kool aid. it was ok. if you wanted a totally surgary tasting drink with bubbles. no grapes were harmed in the creation of this soda. the cherry was much better. i like it. i also had a moxie cherry cola and it was very good. in case you can’t tell, i made a stop at a local beverage mart.

the sad part about my dublin style dr pepper is that i am strongly considering going on a low carb diet. that would pretty much rule out dr pepper until i reached phase three. i can’t start the diet until i’ve at least had a couple of bottles. right? besides, i’m still reading the fitness plan book, so i am not ready to begin. and no, it’s not atkins. i’ll tell you more about it when i am done with the book. i’m learning a lot of unfortunate things about being carbohydrate sensitive. that’s what they call it. basically, it means i eat all the wrong things, and the bad carbs could be the source of all my ills. a lot of it makes sense, however. dammit. it’s not forever... i’ll have dr pepper again. and after the first two weeks, i might even have it occasionally. depends on how many carbs are in one of those little bottles. there were 46 in the jones cherry soda. hint: that’s a FUCKING TRUCKLOAD of bad sugar carbs. that, my friends, is a road to diabete’s type II, if you aren’t careful.

*shudder*

was i just talking about the evils of sugar? oh man.. pretty soon i’m going to be lauding the benefits of regular exercise. this is not good. thank god i am at least avoiding work, presently. all hell is not entirely in the hand basket.