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Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

i meant to show you this earlier... it's sorta fun. and soothing.

i don't have much to say. i went to the fremont fair on sunday, in the hopes that something exciting would happen, so i could tell you about it. but no. i was approached by petition whores a lot. but since i am not a registered voter of the city of seattle, they didn't need me. i was approached so many times, i started trying to come up with different ways to tell them i was of no use. i eventually worked my way to saying "i am not from your city" in a russian accent, as i walked away.

i didn't see any nekkid people, because i went on sunday. and even the fremont fair people know you can't run around nekkid on sunday. because of god. not that the fremont fair people would care about God, in the conservative judeu-christian manner, after all, it's a solstice celebration. but the fair has really gotten yuppy. i was disappointed to find that the majority of things i liked, in the way of jewelry, was too expensive for me! everything was soooo expensive! and yes, people still complain about the nekkid people in the parade. i think those people do not belong at the fremont fair. i hate those people. they belong at the puyallup fair.