I'd sooner puke my intestines and snorkel in them than see you naked.
so yesterday fee brought up the following discussion, on the brain: is homosexuality genetic, or is it environmental? you know... nature vs. nurture. i asked someone gay why he was gay. and he said that he didn't know and he didn't care. reading between the lines i believe he was also saying "i just thank god everyday that i am." oh, and he was also saying "not that it's any of your business." but that's never stopped me before. so it turned into a bit of a discussion. because it was after 4pm and no one really wanted to work anymore. somehow the discussion turned into "how much money would it take to get you to do a little dance - completely nekkid?" lloyd once did it for 20 bucks. but he was drunk and in college. who HASN'T done a nekkid dance for $20 when they were in college? we started at a million and worked our way down. but i haven't found that magic number yet. i was still saying yes at 25k. but i'd probably say no for 10k. but i'm not sure. in that case, i'm not really sure. i could really use 10k. it also depends on who is there. i'm not proud - i need money. money could fix some of my problems right now. and it's not like i'm hiding anything with the clothes i wear. what i mean by that is, i'm not going to do my little nekkid dance and hear people say "oh. wow. i thought she had a better body than that."
so i pose the question to you - how much money would it take to get you to dance naked? and the dance only needs to last ... a few seconds. one hippopotamus two hippopotamus three hippopotamus.
evildeb said that i would show my boobies for beads, and she's probably right. now i would. with the new boobies. i used to think "no way! that's dumb!" but i've been caught up in bead fever since then. however, there is that whole "college girls gone wild" contingent to deal with now. not that i'm in college. but i am rather immature. i wouldn't want to end up on one of those videos. ewwwwww.
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Comments closed on older entries, whenever I get around to it, to avoid spam.Naked dance. 50K. No less. Although what you described could almost be considered streaking. Streaking has more cool than naked dancing. To me anyway.
Posted by: Lisa | 6 août 2003 9h49
really? no less than 50k? 25k would be a nice down payment on a condo, or a fab trip to europe. in my case, i'd have to use it on my taxes, and then use the rest to pay the taxes on the fact that i made an additional 25K. damn the irs. but i digress.
i agree with you about the streaking. streaking is way cooler, and i think i'd take less money for streaking than i would for a three second nekkid dance. depends on the length of the streak.
Posted by: jodi | 6 août 2003 9h54
i like your question better than mine. honestly, it would make all the difference in the world who would be there or if i'd ever see them again. if there were no control over who would be there, i'd probably have to go with something pretty darn high... maybe 230k? that's about how much i'd need to be able to sell this place and move into a way nicer place and then i'd have no mortage payments so i could afford a housekeeper. i'd be happy with that.
Posted by: arifa | 6 août 2003 14h08
And in swoops Romy to attest that I would do a naked dance for, oh, let's see...the uppity side of me says the minimum would have to be about 10K, buuuut, I'm not all that uppity, and given my current situation, if someone offered me a thousand to do a 5 second nudie dance, I probably would. Of course, that's just me. =)
Posted by: Romy | 6 août 2003 16h20