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I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!

evildeb is being extra evil today, although i'm not certain she planned to be. she brought in carrot cake cupcakes, with cream cheese frosting. to make them extra special, she explained how she was baking an apple pie in the rack above, and apple pie juice bubbled over from the pie, into the cupcakes. i can have none of these delicious pie infested cupcakes. because they are just tiny CARBS with CARB FROSTING. on my first day, too. mean. i pointed this out to her, and she claims she didn't even think of it that way. but that's the evil for you...

speaking of cupcakes, my coworker molly was in nyc last week for some trade show and says she found a "cupcake place" not far from the ice cream place i told her about. a place just for cupcakes? that's ok, steve found a place that's all about rice pudding. how could i have missed THAT when i was in nyc. he promised me he'd check it out. did i mention that dr. stevil is in nyc as well?

so far... i am not receiving any particular energy boosts from the high protein low carb diet. but i guess i have to give it more than 5 hours, huh?

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i'm confused. the rice pudding link just goes to a picture of all kinds of fruit in an oval. maybe this is another task for... duh duh DUHHH -

MOZILLA!

you know how i feel about the low carb diet (and short term diets in general) so i'll just keep my mouth shut on the rest lest i piss you off like i did last time you mentioned going on the diet to me!

but in the immortal words of robin, the woman you hate, "OH MY GOD! IT'S A CARB!"

that really is evil. almost as evil as the evil carbs you are trying to avoid. evil! eek!

Should I be the one to tell you this? Yes, I shall try...Email me Jodi...I have lost over a hundred pounds doing low carb....And just so you feel better about it. It takes four days to get into a state of ketosis, a fat burning state...So every time you cheat, it will take four days to get back on track....Evildeb's cupcakes are just the first step, just walk on past, keep going. Your thighs will thank you...Soon when you reach blissfull state of ketosis, you will not crave carbs, I promise, at that point it is just habit and stress eating that will trip you up...

Enough, I am stepping away from the podium...Return to your regularly scheduled manias...