faster pussycat... type! type!

for reasons far beyond my understanding, i have to switch from my bank [which is actually a credit union] to a bank bank, before i file bankruptcy, or i will have problems. it's actually not all that far beyond my understanding. lets just say they work differently, and it would behoove me to do so. i so opened a new checking account. and i got to order new checks. how exciting! after deliberation... do i go plain and cheap, do i go fun, do i go with cute baby animals? i chose fun, but an understated fun. i chose these checks. they are childlike and fun, but monochrome and subtle. right? i think so. but this is what i received. i can't go around writing checks with these!! i'm extremely lazy, and do something about these checks, i will have to return to the branch from which i ordered them. that takes effort on my part. but ... even tho i don't write that many checks... they are a statement about me. the design i chose says something. and that design says "i am nine years old." i'm sorry... i can't write checks with these checks. i have to take them back. they are way too over the top for me. i have to draw the line somewhere, and that's where i am drawing it.