And if you find a tenderoni that is right for you Make it official, give her your love, ooh, yeah.
some people just need a good spanking. I have a hand truck that adjust to be a horizontal truck. If you put a flattened box down on it, it's a great way to haul a lot of crap to the dumpster at once. It's going to be essential over the next couple of days.
I took a load of garbage down to the dumpster, and then parked the hand truck in front of my reserved parking space. Then I hoped in the car and went to Safeway. I knew I'd need it for all the crap I was going to haul home. When I got back, the hand truck was gone. There happened to be a maintenance guy outside the front of the building, working, so I asked him if he saw what happened to it. He said a gentleman took it and started to haul garbage with it. "In fact, there he is right there," pointing up to a first floor balcony. I called up to the guy and asked him if he had my truck, and could I have it back. He said yes, and ten minutes later he finally came down with a load of trash. Then he brought it over and apologized. He said that he is cleaning his apartment, and thought that it [the truck] would "help him." So he took it. Wow... how convenient for him.
His balcony is two floors down from mine. Which means that he belongs to the reserved parking space with the extra sign. The owners of the space put their own additional reserved sign up, and signed it with their apartment number. That's how I know it's his space. Which means the ginormous SUV is his too. It's one of those ridiculously huge and luxurious SUV's. With a vanity plate. That reads TNDRNI. Tenderoni? Is there anything else it could be? Is he serious? Really?
I'm pretty sure that his tenderoniSUV would "help me" in my efforts to clean. Maybe I should just take it.