Workplace Euphemisms
The Man: I'm cleaning my cube.
*Jodi, Evildeb and KK giggle, because sounds like a naughty joke.*
Evildeb: Is that a euphemism?
Jodi: I'm CLEANING my CUBE. Anything can be a euphemism if you say it right.
Evildeb: Well, I'm installing Publisher.
Jodi: I'm INSTALLING PUBLISHER. Hmmmm... what would that mean?
Evildeb: It means I am wasting my time.
*Jodi and Evildeb laugh uncontrollably. Because it's a Mocking Publisher joke.*
Jodi: From now it, is is a official. "Installing Publisher" is another way of saying you wasted time.
The Man: What would 'Extracting a DMG file' mean?
Jodi: Ummmm... that would mean that you had to spend considerable time in the facilities. The restroom.
*Everyone laughs because it's a poop joke*
Jodi: You know what? I am going to share our new euphemism with the whole world!
Evildeb: Is that a euphemism?
Pretty soon I am going to have to create a jodictionary, to explain all my new words and phrases.
Comments
Comments closed on older entries, whenever I get around to it, to avoid spam."Share with the whole world" - Euphamism for screaming "holy f%%k, your a dumbass and I must teach you".
Posted by: DrinkJack
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10 février 2005 17h22
yesss... you are good at this grasshopper.
that's especially relevant considering what i do for a living.
Posted by: Jodi
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10 février 2005 17h34
"What I do for a living" - Euphamism for "No, I haven't won the f%%king lottery yet, and thanks for reminding me I'm still a slave in this god-forsaken hellhole."
Posted by: Thomas | 11 février 2005 13h50
yeah, what i do for a "living" really means what i do for "money."
Posted by: Jodi
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11 février 2005 14h26