Go to google, type in "vibrator cozy knitted"
and look who's number one!
and I don't even know how to knit! I'm so proud. How disappointed people will be, if they come looking for a pattern. I'm sorry knitters! I didn't mean any harm!
Distracted I was from finishing up Satan's Bookclub. Intending I am to get it up on April 1st. Thinking I was that it would be 12:01 am, but realizing I am that it will be later in the day. I'm still looking for something I want to put up there. Don't know why I started talking like yoda. The first sentence just came out that way and I went with it.
Pru's freaking out, I'm going to go chase her with q-tips. Before I go, an ironic quote from Evildeb today:
"I'm going to put my headphones on!! You guys are so annoying with your talking!"
Now everyone leave me happy, positive comments and explain to me why I feel the need to document every tiny insignificant piece of crap in my life online? And I mean crap in a good way, but sometimes I wonder about me. You know?
Comments
Comments closed on older entries, whenever I get around to it, to avoid spam.it's the little moments that count and mean the most in the end. you are documenting the little moments.
:)
Posted by: river selkie
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31 mars 2005 22h38
You're #1 baby - YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAH!
You, uh, better start learning to knit, in earnest now, don't ya think.....? =)
They'll sell like HOTCAKES!
Posted by: Marie
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31 mars 2005 22h41
Hey! If you can make a vibrator cozy, could it also function as a PENIS COZY? Put three strings on it an equal distant from each other, then tie all three in back and VOILA! Beachwear! The all new "banana hammock"! You can knit them with all sorts of cool rastafarian colors too!
Can you make the first Penis Cozy for me? You better add some extra room: I'm a "grower".
Posted by: Thomas | 1 avril 2005 7h14
speaking of... pancakes would be really yummy right now. everyone, meet me at iHop!
thomas, you know that comments like that are just going to get girls emailing you asking you for your measurements so they can make you cozies. of various kinds.
Posted by: Jodi
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1 avril 2005 8h05
Pumpkin pancakes.
I'd like some eggs with my cheese (remember that?!?!).
See ya there!
Oh, and I won't be e-mailing for your measurements, Thomas. I don't know how to knit.=D
Posted by: Marie
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1 avril 2005 8h38
i don't remember the eggs with cheese. please enlighten me...
Posted by: Jodi
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1 avril 2005 9h13
When I was there, and we went to IHOP, you were rather impressed with the amount of cheese that I required on my eggs, and hashbrowns.
Posted by: Marie
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1 avril 2005 9h21
you feel the need to document everything because we all like to read your wonderful wordage and feel honored every time you post another morsel of jodiferous goodness. so yeah to jodi for another post! :)
and i agree with Romy. HOTCAKES!!
Posted by: loon
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1 avril 2005 10h10
You're using this blog to make people love you and lull them into a sense of security in your on-going quest to take over the world.
No, wait. That's me.
No one knows why you do what you do. It must be part of your "genius".
Posted by: Liloo | 1 avril 2005 10h34
Err....I hate to tell you this, Lisa, but you need to actually post on your blog, in order to use it for world domination.
Posted by: Marie
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1 avril 2005 16h34
oooo.. BURN!
Posted by: jodi | 1 avril 2005 16h38