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Satan hates CSS

Believe me, I am not stalling on Satan's Bookclub. One piece is kicking my ass. I thought it would be no big deal, I thought I would just search around on the internet and find out how to make the sidebars extend all the way down to the bottom of the page. But NO!! It's just never that easy, is it?

Sigh. So, don't think I am just hanging out, chatting with Dr. Stevil while he drinks tequila and watches American Idol. That's ridiculous!

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You, uh, you could always work on my blog template.....uh....right? *big boo-boo lip*

i am. i had font blockage. meaning, i did not like any font i was using. but today i brought something home from work. something SPECIAL.

Cool, cuz I'll be stalking you, er, I mean......waiting patiently. But I am excited to see how it looks!

But... Oprah already has a book club! Oh, you mean the OTHER Satan... I thought you meant the one who roasts souls over an open fire in the lowest circles of hell, and who has a talk show that made that sack of shit Dr. Phil famous. Not the Satan who reads banned/crapulent books.

My bad.

uh huh.

Did you misplace your BIG BRAIN?

i would like to go on record as saying that i do not like, respect, admire, or even tolerate dr. phil. i think he is the worst ideal in the arena of mental health, and if he gave me one of his good old boy platitudes, i'd punch him in his big ole' boy face.

also, liloo, my brain is so big because these types of situations come up. and i have to solve them. not always quickly. but when i do, my brain gets bigger.

Tables with an outline? Just throwing shit out there like I know what the hell I am talking about.

i have decided to compromise with the css by ... not using it, using a cheat to make it sort of do what i want it to do, but not quite achieving perfection. because i've grown weary. and, in truth, i do not believe there is a way for me to make it do what i want it to do.

i love hearing that i am not the only one who dislikes oprah and dr. phil. of the two, i actually dislike dr. phil more but think oprah the one capable of more evil.