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Top 25 search keywords for jodiferous.com

I'm taking out the boring ones, like "i," "a," and "the." I am also x'ing out some letters of a popular talk radio jock I hate, but shows up on the top search keywords every damn month.

  1. pussycat
  2. faster
  3. banana
  4. likxs
  5. tom
  6. type
  7. red
  8. rejected
  9. sex
  10. sexy
  11. porn
  12. girls
  13. squishy
  14. agent
  15. provocateur
  16. fuck
  17. pictures
  18. tape
  19. babysitter
  20. jodi
  21. mp3
  22. love
  23. make
  24. download
  25. baby

Sexy Banana! You've got to ask yourself, "what does that say about me?"

Posted by jodi on 14 avril 2005 17h19 |

Comments

Comments closed on older entries, whenever I get around to it, to avoid spam.

ooooh - search technology. you know how much i love that =) i think you should have a 50-word fiction challenge with some requirement of X number of words from the search list. (i.e. "The _babysitter_ said to the _squishy_ child, 'I'll _tape_ your little _red_ mouth shut if you _make_ another sound. _Tom_ is coming over.' The _baby_ wished he could speak so he could say something like, '_Fuck_ you, you _agent_ of Satan, but all that came out was something like, 'likxs.'")

Posted by: arifa Author Profile Page | 14 avril 2005 23h52

I don't need to!! You just did it! It's genius!

but that would be an awesome challenge for next week.

Posted by: jodi | 14 avril 2005 23h58

so what the heck is "likxs" anyway?

Posted by: arifa Author Profile Page | 15 avril 2005 9h06

it's the last name of a talk radio disc jockey i do not like, but mentioned in ONE STORY, and now he is always in my top searches. i don't know why. i guess nobody else must talk about him. replace the "x" with a "u"

Posted by: Jodi Author Profile Page | 15 avril 2005 10h12

What, no Vibrator Cozy?

Posted by: Liloo | 15 avril 2005 13h40