faster pussycat... type! type!

Sung to the tune of "Nature Boy"

There was a boy
A strange and tragic boy
And in his hand, he held his pain
For all the world to see
How he'd been hurt, by those he loved
Above reproach was he

And then one day
A stormy day he passed my way
And while he spoke of all his pain
Tried to explain
This is what he heard from me
"The greatest gift you need to learn"
"Is to forgive, and be forgiven in return."

I suppose it's nicer than yelling "Get the fuck over it!!" in his face.