Amelia keeps a long story short.
Mock-monkee-speak has become so common place in our vernacular, I don't even notice I am doing it sometimes.
Evildeb: Hey! What s'up, man?
Me: Hey! Not much,. S'up with you, my brother?
Then we ask other people "what s'up" and they wonder why we laugh when they answer.
Me: Hey! What s'up, Amelia?!
Amelia: Do not speak to me in that manner.
Me: Whoa... chill out, my brother.