We need healthy young earth studs to repopulate our world - we need your love rocket!
Driving through Aberdeen, away from Ocean Shores and the Tsunami Danger Zone, Jack and I passed a blue shack, a store, with a handmade sign out front, It was advertising several things, but I only noticed two words, written extra large, underlined three times. "Pocket Rockets!" Something familiar about that...
Me: Pocket rockets?
Jack: They are small scooters or motorbikes.
Me: no they aren't... the pocket rocket is a VIBRATOR!! Let's turn around and go back. We can go in and ask to buy pocket rockets and when they show us stupid little motorcycles, we can say "No, that's not what we want, we want the pocket rocket... you know THE VIBRATOR!! a pink one please!"
Later... still in Aberdeen, still within the Tsunami Danger Zone, we pass a billboard:
There are many reasons not to have sex.
What's yours?
I guess they are taking up after those commercials that talk about your hobby being your anti-drug, but with sex instead. Somehow, it doesn't work as well for abstinence. After much discussion, we can come up with only one really good reason not to have sex.
Because nobody wants to have it with you.
Hence the popularity of the pocket rocket, I believe.
Comments
Comments closed on older entries, whenever I get around to it, to avoid spam.Playing with all of those vibrators was a ton of fun in freakville. We should ride in the rain more often and make fun of the lumberjacks.
To all of those out there, Jodi rocks like that 15 incher that I just could not grasp with the possibilities. A dozen kids and you are ready for that one. There are prereqs before purchase. Please sign the waver form.
Damn, the toys for women are way more cool than those for the men. I so want to play. Getting the toys is easy, it is the damn woman that are hard.
Jodi - you were the highlight of my vacation. I hope to get stuck in traffic with you again.
Posted by: DrinkJack
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6 juillet 2005 22h14
hey now, your vacation is only half over, barely. :)
where did you find a computer. i want you to know i found my camera right after you called about the traffic. poor timing as i have no pictures of the mopeds or of you or walmart. now i should go explain the sex toys and rain and lumberjacks for everyone.
Posted by: Jodi
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6 juillet 2005 22h23
Holiday Inn Express via Grant's Pass OR. But now I must go to bed and dream of pocket rockets and the joys that I can bring to women ( via my dreams ). Damn, I am good in my dreams :)
Posted by: DrinkJack
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6 juillet 2005 22h51
aren't we all?
Posted by: Jodi
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6 juillet 2005 22h55