Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.
So, tell me if this has ever happened to you. You are online, and you are trying to download some video of a sock puppet show you really miss, but can't buy on dvd, because it's owned by a greedy corporate conglomerate, and not the creators of the show, although they are trying to buy it back and when they do you will be more than happy to buy the dvd's, all legal like... so, anyway, you download a little skit of this sock puppet show, and when it's done, you click the QT file, which launches your browser and opens three tabbed pages, the first one on top is porn. And just when you are thinking, hey... I closed all my porn tabs, what's up with that, the sound of a couple having screaming sex comes blaring out of your speaker, and startles you so much you fall out of your seat. It's not the first porn page, the video has not started streaming, you close that tab. It's not the 2nd page, nor the 3rd... it's quicktime file you downloaded. That's not a SOCK PUPPET!! You have been deceived. It's a 20 porn trailer, but it's not even good porn! Curses, foiled again.
No? Yeah, me neither.
Comments
Comments closed on older entries, whenever I get around to it, to avoid spam.It was either Lamb Chop or Mr. Bunny Rabbit.
Shari Lewis was hot, but Mr. Moose was just an ass.
Posted by: Thomas | 13 décembre 2005 12h17
oh i LOVED lamb chop
Posted by: jodi | 13 décembre 2005 12h26
If you add that this happened in an office, then I can say we had the same experience.
Posted by: Anasazi | 13 décembre 2005 17h10
Ahh stealth porn. Its a blessing and a curse.
Posted by: Chris | 13 décembre 2005 17h14
Never look gift porn in the mouth. Or soemthing like that.
What app. are you using to serve your webcam images?
Posted by: michaelsean | 13 décembre 2005 17h30
That never has happened to me. In fact, I have no idea what you mean when you refer to this strange new word, "pron"?
What is it?
Posted by: Pauly D | 13 décembre 2005 18h39
i'm thinking you're speaking of sifl and ollie!
the falling out of the chair thing has happened before, but not the qt file of porn.
Posted by: river selkie | 13 décembre 2005 22h23
there's such a fine line between good porn and bad porn....but ya take the good, ya take the bad - you take 'em both and there you have - the facts of life.
Posted by: tufk1d | 14 décembre 2005 8h22
And the funny thing is if you'd been LOOKING for real porn to download you would have had a completely dry day. You wouldn't have been able to find one single worthwhile, free, porn movie clip to download. Life's so weird.
Posted by: christine | 14 décembre 2005 13h06
Kukla, Fran and Ollie?
Posted by: delmer | 15 décembre 2005 8h08
Just think of it as an early Christmas present!
Posted by: Gracie | 15 décembre 2005 11h27
river is right, it's sifl n' olly.
Posted by: Jodi
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15 décembre 2005 12h43
So, where was the sock?
Posted by: DrinkJack
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15 décembre 2005 16h18
and the only reason i even knew about sifl and olly is my roomie has old tapes of them that i was forced to watch. somewhere, somehow, i swear i heard something about seasons 1 and 2 making its way onto dvd in the not so distant future. but i am not at all sure on that.
Posted by: river selkie | 16 décembre 2005 11h39
I once thought i had downloaded porn, but got sock puppets, wanna swap?
Posted by: mad nomad | 16 décembre 2005 16h16