It's called capitalism, jackass - go back to Cuba, commrade.
Hey kids, I'm out of the town for a few days. Truth is, I'm stuck in Canada. Literally. My drivers license and birth certificate were stolen and I cannot get back into the States. Would I lie to you? I might exaggerate, but I would not lie. I've gotten more blog fodder out of this weekend than I have in the past 3 months. Honestly, I'm not too concerned about the whole stolen ID thing. I've been having too much fun.
I'll write more later. it's late and I am staring out the window of my ridiculously expensive, but thoroughly delightful, hotel window at a view of the harbor and city lights. We sailed over from Victoria to Vancouver today, so I could try to go to the consulate tomorrow and see what can be done about convincing them I am an American.
Otherwise, I guess I'll just have to convert, eh?
Comments
Comments closed on older entries, whenever I get around to it, to avoid spam.Hey, I'll vouch for you.
You're as American as apple pie.
mmmm...pie.
Posted by: Lloyd | 7 août 2006 8h49
Oh, and Tessa says as a backup plan, since you're at the consulate anyway, you should go ahead and apply for a Green Card so you can come back to work.
Posted by: Lloyd | 7 août 2006 8h53
Man, Homeland Security is going to have fun with you :)
Posted by: DrinkJack
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7 août 2006 16h36
just try not to get arrested again. those mounties play for keeps. ;)
Posted by: river selkie | 7 août 2006 21h02
wow, you have all the fun! :)
Posted by: loon
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8 août 2006 13h15
Jodi! While you are up there, can you get me a bunch of candybars called "Wunderbar" please? Get as much as you can, and I will pay you back even with a handling fee! I am adicted to them.
Posted by: Paco | 9 août 2006 21h57