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School Supplies

I want someone to give me a list of things I need. Supplies required for me to be successful in the upcoming year. Clear rulers, not wooden. New crayons. Some Dixon Ticondergoa No. 2 Pencils.

Then, I want to go out and purchase my new supplies, organize them, and put them away in a new bag or backpack, ready to meet the year. It would not be enough to simply go buy these things. I need someone to give a list of requirements. I want to need to buy school supplies.

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Here is what I tell my kids...

The following are the minimum supplies all students need at the beginning of the school year*

  • 12 No. 2 pencils
  • 12 Medium or Fine Point Ball Point Pens (Blue or Black)
  • 1 100 package 3-ring College Ruled Loose-leaf Paper
  • 1 1½ inch 3-Ring Binder (Black, White or Grey)
  • 1 3 ¼ inch computer disks
  • 2 packs of 100 3 X 5 note cards
  • 1 small pack of tissues
  • 1 highlighter
  • 1 scientific calculator
  • 1 glue stick
  • 1 12” ruler
  • 1 plastic Compass
  • 1 pocket Dictionary
  • 1 pocket Thesaurus
  • 1 Backpack (black, white, grey or clear)
  • Some classes may require special materials. Students will be notified at the beginning of the class if additional materials are required.

    Well, hell, that is a mighty fine list!

    you need the following:

    glitter pens (purple, orange, green, fushia, etc.)

    post-it notes in a variety of pastel designs

    a wonderwoman notebook

    weird shaped erasers that smell like different car deoderizer smells (pina colada, berry, lemon, etc)

    eh, that's i can think of right now...

    Well, if you went to my school, here's what you'd need:

    * one pair of oversized sunglasses to accentuate gaunt cheekbones
    * designer handbag/purse
    * cell phone set to most annoying ring tone. Never set to vibrate.
    * tiny coloured tees to be layered over yoga pants...and heels? I dunno...
    * varsity logoed stuff. I am currently rocking the dayplanner -- call me conservative.
    * one oversized Starbucks cup to accentuate gaunt arms, chest
    * maybe a pen and a pad of paper, that could be useful sometime

    I'm going to buy everything on all of these lists. Especially the wonder woman notebook. i am, however, going to substitute the large starbucks cup with a super big gulp.

    and i need to find out where i can get the gaunt cheekbones.