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Let me count the ways...

"See this? This is what a hair from my nose looks like."

"What? Let me see... crap. Man, that made me almost hit a parked truck."

"That accident report would have been awesome! 'So, tell me what happened...'."

"Well, officer, he was showing me a nose hair..."

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I'm sure that would have made the cop's day.