faster pussycat... type! type!

Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.

so, the bombing has begun. officially. unofficially, they've been bombing my apartment for weeks. seriously, if you look at it, you can tell. shit's everywhere! it looks like a bomb went off!

and so, i am plagued by the age old question - war, what is it good for? luckily i believe edwin provided us with the answer. good god, y'all. say it again.

the sight of the bombs, that you can watch over and over on cnn.com, are making my tummy twist. in an unhappy way. i haven't heard about casualties in bagdad. iraqi casualties, i mean. it just makes me sad. and what's the name of this "operation" anyway? you know, as in operation desert storm. i know we all about the shock and the awe. is that the name? operation shock and awe? because that's dumb if it is. is that really what they are calling it? that just sounds so... pretentious. "look at meeee....are you not SHOCKED by my power? are you not in AWE of me?" *only eyes visible, peeking from behind a black cape* "do not look directly into my eyes... ahhh...it's is too late... you are in AWE mwuahhahaa!." i suppose it could be worse. it could be something like "operation freedom." which would piss me off no end. let's call it "operation freedom toast."

it's friday, and so i got myself a big ol' dr pepper for lunch. because i can have AS MUCH AS I WANT on friday. don't have to sleep tonight. it's not necessary. i'll get another one on my way home, too. aaaah-hahahahaaaaa!! AS MUCH AS I WANT!!

bonus points if you can tell me the source of the quote i used in the title. hint? it's a musical.

Posted by jodi at mars 21, 2003 12:20 PM

actually, i think it is called "operation iraqi freedom". at least that's what someoneon the news was calling it.

Posted by: arifa at mars 25, 2003 09:49 AM