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avril 30, 2003
Can't I go take a pee break without you trying to talk somebody into suicide?
today i am trying to be a good employee. instead of the SUCKY one i was yesterday. i was constantly letting myself get distracted by my own stupid stuff. i spent a long time hunting down the identity of a new member of the brain. because i felt she was probably a canadian spy. and she WAS. it's a long story. but basically someone in Canadian Deb's family was checking up on what she was posting, making sure that she wasn't saying anything about their significant other. which... frankly, we didn't like. we deleted one post for her. and restricted the board to members only. but she used an alias, signed up, and started looking for more references to her s.o., pointing them out to deb yesterday. she wanted them removed as well. honey, PLEASE. that behavior is not ok. so, before she confirmed that she was, indeed, the new member, i did some nancy drewing on the ip address and matched to her isp. and so forth and so on. just so i could yell BUSTED and delete her ass. in my opinion, CanaDeb can say whatever she wants about her sister's g.f. hell, i might say some stuff too. i wish i could remember her name. damn. i know it's petty, but i really want to. i won't.... but i'll THINK about doing it.
the shame about this is that CanaDeb felt really bad that her sister and her g.f. read the stuff she wrote. but she was very upset and came to us to vent. and she specifically said that she was doing this, rather than unleashing on her sister. that's what we are there for. her concerns and feelings were legitimate. so here's deb feeling bad about asking me to delete a post, and feeling bad because i restricted the site, feeling bad because her sister et al. read the post.. just generally feeling bad. even tho we all told her to stop it. luckily, her sister's extra sleuthing yesterday annoyed her. and we saw a spark of our sassy CanaDeb again.
i suppose a GOOD employee would not be updating her blog, but rather researching her little technical issues sent to her by her babytechs. and some consultant as well. and an escalation from god only knows where. that's what i good employee would be doing. i
i leave you with another picture of a KITTIE IN A BONNET! this is my second favorite. Fee, i think these are from japan. the japanese love their pets. OH!! speaking of pets. one more story.
pru. you know what she did? i'll tell you what she did. i was a little behind on the litter box. i admit it. i spaced. i was a lot behind. it's got a dome lid, and it only smells when she poops, and then only temporarily. so you know what she did? Bitch PEED on my bed!! [is that how you spell the past tense of the verb To Pee? it doesn't look right] anyway, she's done that once before, a long time ago. and again, it was when i was ignoring my waste management duties beyond an acceptable limit. can you believe that? cats are smart. still. she's lucky i had a clean set of sheets.
Posted by jodi at avril 30, 2003 11:29 AM