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juin 26, 2003
That's it! I'm tired of always being the one eating insects and getting the funny syphillis! From now on, I'm not going to be anyone's butt-monkey!
i am so happy for all the gay texans everywhere.. i know they've been looking forward to having anal sex for a long time! i bet they were jealous of all the other gays, who were allowed to have butt fun.
some guy was playing cello outside of the university bookstore, on the sidewalk. now see, if i had only practiced my cello, and gotten good at it, i could be doing that for more money. i don't think that the French Folk song is going to garner me much cash.
* i think that's the 2nd xander quote this week. yay, xander!
Posted by jodi at juin 26, 2003 02:02 PM
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Oh. Only gays are allowed butt-fun? Wish you'd told me that earlier. Boy is my face red. =)
Posted by: Deb at juin 26, 2003 05:54 PM