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août 18, 2003
All I wanted was to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day!
i always miss my father in august. his birthday was/is the 28th. plus, you know, i spent my summers at his house, when i was growing up. anyway, remember that pizza i mentioned on friday? the genius pizza? i'm having another one tonight. because i don't have anything in the house that doesn't need to be cooked in an oven, or at least microwaved. and it's too hot. plus, this means i have a ready made lunch for tomorrow. ready made STINK BOMB BREATH lunch for tomorrow. doesn't get better than that. ironically, my father HATED pizza.
i ate more this weekend then i normally eat in an entire week. i ate like a pig. it can mean only one thing, proof of my womanhood is eminent. yee-haw!! i'm not particularly grumpy. but i will eat your face off if you get too close.
i stayed home today with a migraine. it wasn't a HUGE one. we pronounce those, the lesser migraine, MEE-GRAINES. so i had myself a meegraine. i knew it was coming sunday afternoon. i knew it was caused by the combination of my own fucked up life, and the immense amount of whelm i feel at work right now. the dread of it. 80% of all my migraines hit on a monday morning. since i've started taking beta blockers, 90% of the migraines are caused by stress i figure. the beta blockers help prevent the others. and they've done a great job. i get fewer of them, and the ones i get hurt less. this mornings was a particularly light sensitive one. i figure that was it's evil meegraine sense of humor. because it was a bright and sunny and hot morning, and i have eastern exposure.
but i'm a professional, i know what to do, i took a shower, i called into work, i put a sleep mask over my eyes and took a pill that was guaranteed to knock me out. [always keep horse tranquilizers on hand. on of my many migraine treatment secrets.] i woke up at 1ish this after noon feeling groggy but better. i didn't go to work because i had a 5:00 appt with ma petite mère to have my mes petites dents cleaned. here at the east side. i would have had to leave work at 4ish anyway. plus, i was feeling groggy and weird. which is not uncommon at the end of a migraine.
i have some thoughts about this summer, i'm ready for it to end, despite my love of wearing as little clothing as possible. it's been a hot one. and i don't approve of it. but i can't really talk about it. because my pizza is here. pizza makes me believe in the Creation Story, aka: adam and eve. because only God could create something so wonderful and perfect as pizza.
for those of you who commented that i was not crazy for having conversations iwth lucy in my head, thank you. that is her name, lucy. she IS named after moür moür. lucy, however, says i'm daft.
Posted by jodi at août 18, 2003 07:02 PM
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STINK BOMB BREATH rocks! Oh how I wish I could come visit you, and join you in devouring some genius pizza, it sounds sooooooooo good.
Hope your head feels better today.
Posted by: Romy at août 19, 2003 08:08 AM
your dad hated pizza?!?!? WHO HATES PIZZA? oh wait - you just told me.
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