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février 13, 2004

Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack.

so, i finally found out what i am. i've identified my people. i thought i was the only one. but i'm not. there are other people like me. and we call ourselves... the quirckyalones.

quirkyalone (kwur.kee.uh.lohn) n. adj.
A person who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than date for the sake of being in a couple. With unique traits and an optimistic spirit; a sensibility that transcends relationship status. Also adj. Of, relating to, or embodying quirkyalones.
See also: romantic, idealist, independent.

i haven't read the book yet. but i've browsed the website, taken the quiz, and read some stuff in the forum. according to the quiz i am very quirkyalone. nice! i feel so... validated. so vindicated. maybe my mom should read this book, so she'd understand me. although, i think she's just about given up on me getting married. she is NOT a quirkyalone. nope. no. no way. coworker we refer to as The Man says its just a bunch of people making excuses for not getting laid. oh no... quite the opposite. those quirkyalones like the sex. they just don't need to be in a committed relationship to have it. and do not think that having it means a committed relationship. some of them are quite slutty! fun. slutty is fun. wheeeee!

so anyway, yeah. i'm part of a movement. yay me!

so, earlier this month, my blog was SPAMMED big time. one spammer, every day [that had a post] for about... six months worth. i had to go post by post and delete them hand. there was no way i was going to leave their list of links for cheap viagra etc, on my journal. *claps hands and say "no!"* it filled me with such rage and hatred. i think it's justifiable to kill spammers. i think it's ok. and think no court of law would convict us. i would give them the puppy dog green eyes, and speak to them in my widdle voice and they would set us free. the question is, how shall we kill them. thoughts? suggestions?

Posted by jodi at février 13, 2004 02:24 PM

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i didn't get spammed, but i have gotten a few that i deleted. one person put up a comment the other that i just had to leave up. it wasn't a spam. it simply said, "You imposter! There is only one Potato Farm! Bastard!" HA!

Posted by: arifa at février 13, 2004 04:23 PM

i think that quirckyalone is a good thing....most of the time i feel like that and i am (gasp) married.......

i say let the computer stalk the spammers, find out their home phone numbers and set the computer to call them at strange hours and then have the computer blast them with weird noises....but then again not every computer is as adebt as my Able Mabel..... ;-)

Posted by: sandy at février 14, 2004 10:10 AM

i am "very quirkyalone" too. go us!

Posted by: Judy at février 15, 2004 07:41 AM

i took the quiz and got very quirkyalone, too! ha... don't tell howie!

Posted by: arifa at février 16, 2004 08:13 AM

it's ok, you can be married and be quirkyalone.

sandy!! hi! how will calling the spammers all the time with weird noise result in their death? for, you see, they need to DIE. wait... maybe the phone calls would drive them CRAZY and they'd kill themselves. hmmmm.....

Posted by: jodi at février 16, 2004 04:29 PM