faster pussycat... type! type!

You stand on the brink of greatness. The world will open to you like an oyster. No... not like an oyster. The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina.

You know how you sometimes see certain images, and you say to yourself "my but that certainly is phallic!"? I had an experience like that this morning, here at work. But with a more feminine slant. There was an image on our intranet, a sort of internal design ... and my first thought was to turn to Dr. Stevil and say, "Steve, what does that look like to you?" But then I realized... how would Dr. Stevil know what one of those looked like? [Dr. Stevil is gay, kids... in case that has not been made clear in the past.] However, Dr. Stevil said that his first thought, when he saw the design, was "wow... Georgia O'Keefe would be proud." Once we became open about our feelings, re: the design on the front page of our internal website, Dr. Stevil, Evildeb and I enjoyed a prolonged gigglefest. Followed by a seriously inappropriate discussion.

And out of that discussion, Dr. Stevil told me this story. They now have, on his softball team, a GIRL!! I didn't know they allowed girls on their team, but I guess they do. Anyway, they had a team fund raiser the other day, at some bar, and this girl donned a leather bustier and carried a paddle. She went around the bar and sold spankings! And she made $150!! BRILLIANT!! At a buck a spank, I'm guessing several people took more than one for the team. But that's not the point... do you think I could wear a leather bustier and sell spankings in bars? That would be an awesome second job, doncha think? I wonder if it's legal?

Posted by jodi at mai 12, 2004 03:21 PM

Either that, or you could safety pin a bunch of lifesavers on a shirt, and go around selling "suck for a buck".

Posted by: Romy at mai 12, 2004 03:37 PM

that would allow strangers to violate my personal dance space, and i am not comfortable with that. better i go with the spankings.

Posted by: jodi at mai 12, 2004 03:46 PM