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décembre 10, 2004
Conversations with EvilDeb, in which we learn her Bond Girl name.
ED: I'm hungry... what should I eat? What should I eat?
Me: *the sound of someone ignoring EvilDeb because she talks to herself all the time.*
ED: I know, I'll eat this apple. This one sitting right here. It has my name all over it. Pippin. Ha!
Me: Pippin? Your name is Pippin now.
ED: Yes. Apparently it is.
Me: Well, I'm ... ummm.... Golden Delicious.
ED: Is that your stripper name?
Me: Yes. No, wait... my stripper name is Tigger Tanglewood.
ED: Tigger... I'm going to call you Tigger Delicious from now on.
Me: That sounds like a Bond Girl name.
ED: Tigger Delicious!
Me: I will call you.... Pippin Silkstockings!
... 20 minutes later, on a walk to the People Communist Collective grocery store, EvilDeb's Bond Girl name was changed to Pippin Pussywillow because it had a more pleasant alliteration.
Pippin Pussywillow is not here today, she is having more novocain shot into her head.
Posted by jodi at décembre 10, 2004 11:49 AM