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this has never happened to me, i swear

The baby wakes up crying

Husband: It's your turn to go check on him.
Wife: Ok, fine, but can you uncuff me first?

Definitely NOT something that has ever happened at our house. Ever.

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Dear God, I'm begining to think i stumbled onto a porn site.

OK, come on, now, if this was a porn site, there'd be, like pictures or videos of my hotness. although... www.tickledpink.com is a porn site.

Porn? Are you kidding? I had her cuffed to prevent her misappropriation of a certain persons christmas candy (namely mine).

Either that or we were playing that game where you improve key scenes from the feature film, Silence of the Lambs. Each player is scored on both originality and and execution. Extra points being awarded for clever elocution and unique adaptation of props. 'Claaaarice.'

I forget which.