there is a crazy lady posting on the forums. not the bbs3k… but THESE FORUMS. i would like to do a short skit, illustrating the level of crazy i am talking about. you know that i know what i am talking about here.
ok, this skit stars a hypothetical crazy lady customer and a hypothetical phone technician. and here is a small snippet of a conversation between the two.
tech: in order to import graphic files into the document, you use the file>place command.
clc: THAT’S RIDICULOUS!! when you chose “place” you aren’t GOING ANYWHERE!! and everyone KNOWS that a place is somewhere you GO!!
technician then explains the verb form of the word place.
imagine that conversation going on and on and on. for hours and hours and hours. insert sreaming and yelling for good measure. that’s the life of phone support. thank god i am off the phones.
still no communication from verisign. sent the 2nd fax. i’ll call again tomorrow.

hi! that’s just something lance said at lunch. he said something else i liked, but i can’t remember what it was.
so, i’ve been playing around with the design a bit. just for fun. taking style sheets from other sites and making changes. figuring out how this whole movable type thing works. by the way, regarding the bbs3k, i have still NOT received any help from network solutions. they keep telling me to do the same thing over and over. fill out the same form and fax it. all replies to my inquiries are form e-mails. it’s making me mad. stupid e-mail support… it can be way sucky, sometimes. so now i am on the phone. and he keeps calling me miss jodi. they called me miss jodi when i worked at the day care. it’s funny. plus he has an indian accent. which makes it cuter. anyway, i followed their instructions to the T, but they must have left some other letters out of the instructions. because what i faxed was not good enough. but they could not actually let me know. the tech says, if i follow the prooper procedure, it should be fixed in up to THREE DAYS!! i’m mostly annoyed at verio, because i registered the domain thru them, and now they act like they’ve never heard of it. but in actually, i’m blaming everything on my boobies for the next two weeks.
speaking of boobies, the countdown has begun for surgery. B minus 13 days. preporations for the 13th day include…. ummm. getting a massage. yes. i have a massage at 4. it’s an integral part of the process. believe me, my boobies will thank me later.