arifa [aka. fee] did not like my theorem. or lance’s theorem to be precise. because it did not make sense to her, there were no events. but there weren’t supposed to be any!! it’s a joke!! it says “no pie?” i have a t-shirt with a photo of a kitten that says “no pie?” which i find hysterical. and lance was so proud of it! i actually shrieked when i figured it out, i enjoyed it that much.
anyway, fee says she can’t like it, because it’s not logical, and she is like spock. all about logic. however, i ask you, how can she be a vulcan, if she freaks out whenever she’s a bug? that’s not vulcanish. they don’t go for that silly emotional outburst stuff. so i reject her statement that she is like spock, based on those observations. i’ll be hard to convince otherwise.
today, a women came into the bathroom while i was there. she scrubbed her hands vigorously, as if she was a surgeon. she dried them on three separate paper towels and THEN she went to the bathroom. i don’t know what she was planning to touch in there… or what she had been touching… but it must be pretty cootie infested. i didn’t stick around to see the post potty ritual.
it’s been a while since we’ve seen extreme cuteness on this blog. here’s a picture of maggie with pigtails. it makes her look like cindy lou who. i also shrieked when i first saw her with them. as always, click the photo for a larger image.