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I’d sooner puke my intestines and snorkel in them than see you naked.

so yesterday fee brought up the following discussion, on the brain: is homosexuality genetic, or is it environmental? you know… nature vs. nurture. i asked someone gay why he was gay. and he said that he didn’t know and he didn’t care. reading between the lines i believe he was also saying “i just thank god everyday that i am.” oh, and he was also saying “not that it’s any of your business.” but that’s never stopped me before. so it turned into a bit of a discussion. because it was after 4pm and no one really wanted to work anymore. somehow the discussion turned into “how much money would it take to get you to do a little dance – completely nekkid?” lloyd once did it for 20 bucks. but he was drunk and in college. who HASN’T done a nekkid dance for $20 when they were in college? we started at a million and worked our way down. but i haven’t found that magic number yet. i was still saying yes at 25k. but i’d probably say no for 10k. but i’m not sure. in that case, i’m not really sure. i could really use 10k. it also depends on who is there. i’m not proud – i need money. money could fix some of my problems right now. and it’s not like i’m hiding anything with the clothes i wear. what i mean by that is, i’m not going to do my little nekkid dance and hear people say “oh. wow. i thought she had a better body than that.”
so i pose the question to you – how much money would it take to get you to dance naked? and the dance only needs to last … a few seconds. one hippopotamus two hippopotamus three hippopotamus.
evildeb said that i would show my boobies for beads, and she’s probably right. now i would. with the new boobies. i used to think “no way! that’s dumb!” but i’ve been caught up in bead fever since then. however, there is that whole “college girls gone wild” contingent to deal with now. not that i’m in college. but i am rather immature. i wouldn’t want to end up on one of those videos. ewwwwww.

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