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You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you’re like this little priss with a conscience. It’s really a fucking drag.

yes! two posts in one day! i’m in that good of a mood.
you know, i can’t always come up with clever shit on my own. and there is a lot of pressure on me to come up with clever shit, not just on my blog. so that’s when i resort to stealing. today we stole something fun from a blog that belongs to someone i know only as staticloon. i like her because she listed off everything she ate yesterday, on her blog. that is such a freakin’ uber thing to do! anyway, she had a linke to this fun little thing. a mini mizer. a place where you can make a little lego version of yourself. for example, here i am, in my true warrior digital princess identity.

i was disappointed that i could not have a tartan skirt AND boots. so i went with the boots and fishnet stockings. upon review, i think i am wearing the same outfit as staticloon, understandable since is, apparently, a intergalactic princess. steve says that i should be an intergalactic warrior princess, too. but i said i didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes. besides, i’ve been the digital princess for almost ten years now. it’s what my mom thinks i do for a living. the warrior aspect, well that’s just cuz people thought i was a fluffy figurehead princess. just not so.
anyway… hooray for stealing from other people’s blogs! i should have saved this for monday, because i probably won’t have anything good to say. but it was too much fun. plus i sent it out to mr. snotty.

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But, you’re in denial, so you act out your gay persona with a homosexual puppet.

i’m in an excellent mood today. you know why? three reasons.
1. it’s eddie night! i get to see eddie izzard tonight, and have smart cocktails and appetizers.
2. i slept like a freakin’ baby last night. i was in bed by 9 and slept until 5:30 without waking up once.
3. i am in deep deep deep denial today. not just my every day denial. that’s superficial low level denial. i am in a super saturated sense of denial. the kind of denial that can only last one day, i am sure. but i am going to run with it while i can. i’m wrapped up in a snugly, protective blanket of denial and it’s softer than cashmere, kids! mmmm…. april fresh denial.
i’m wearing my sesame street t-shirt [it’s my favorite] my light khaki cargo capri pants [old navy] and my flip floppiest slappy black mules. [platform]. my hair is extra curly, and so is my mood. let’s all enjoy it, shall we?
**commence enjoying me**
oh, wait… did you know that september 19th is national talk like a pirate day? it is. this is such good news for lloyd, as he figures he can wear his fencing sword in public that day, and not look like a total tard. he’s wrong of course. i will be flying down to LA on the 19th, so celebrate NTLAP day with fee and h’wee and kam. arrgh!!

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