i hope that eddie izzard had as much fun friday night as i did. that’s all i’ve got to say about that!!
actually. it’s not. but as a stand alone statement, it sounds kinda naughty. i like naughty. eddie was fabulous! and he was wearing some killer stiletto boots. i think they were sort of a camel colored brown. pointy. the boot equivalent of the fuck me pump, for sure. now, i’ve thought about it, and i’ve decided not to describe his appearance any further, as to not spoil the effect for fee and kam. i’ll tell you more about it after we see him in LA. which also limits what i can say about the actual content of the show, as well. but fee gets all FREAKED OUT when it comes to spoilers. and as much as i like to freak her out… i’ll abstain.
after work on friday, evildeb decided she hated the shirt she was wearing with a white hot passionate hatred. so we went to buy her a new tshirt. we ended up in westlake center, downtown. which excited me greatly because that meant i was close to the only remaining HOT DOG ON A STICK that remains in western washington to the best of my knowledge. so… i immediately started doing the MEAT ON A STICK chant, along with the accompanying dance. it went a lot like this:
e.d.: i’m hungry
me: MEAT ON A STICK!!
e.d.: i don’t like hot dog on a stick
me: i don’t care. MEAT ON A STICK!!
e.d.: but i’m hungry.
me: meat on a stick meat on a stick meat on a stick MEAT ON A STICK!!
so we got her a shirt with evil skull cherries on the pocket. and i got a slimey the worm tshirt. hello! it said slimey on it, and has a muppet worm. it was a no brainer. then i got my hot dog on a stick.
ed: that guy just gave you The Eye
me: no he didn’t. he gave my MEAT ON A STICK the eye.
ed: i don’t think so.
me: MEAT ONA STICK MEAT ON A STICK!!
then we went to happy hour at a restaurant called toi. not to be confused with the toi in LA, but it is a thai restaurant. all restaurants are thai, in seattle. it’s the new law. i had two little white russians. and evildeb had a big gulp worth of “gingertinis.” consequently, yes, we were very buzzed. you KNOW i am a lightweight. deb had wine at the theatre, before we sat down. so she was probably in the category of drunk. that’s what she said. and i believed it. because she was still buzzed on the ride home from the show. and we were discussing her frustration with the fact that she will be required to put forth EFFORT, in the 2004 elections, to assure that gw does not get re-elected. it’s not enough to vote against him. we are going to have to CAMPAIGN against him, and for someone else. neither deb nor i like putting forth a great deal of effort on things. me, because i’m lazy. and deb because it’s not distracting enough, unless she profits directly. [a new president, while a benefit, is not as satisfying immediately as, say, a new pair of shoes.]
where was i? oh yeah. evildeb, still buzzed after show. eddie – fucking BRILLIANT. i bought a program with lovely pictures. i could not decide whether or not i needed a “sexie” tshirt. but i have another chance, so i didn’t worry too much about it.
dammit… i can’t even really talk about the show, can i? without spoiling it for fee. damn fee!! i’ll tell you all the details after LA.
man… i hate monday.