this is unacceptable because she is asking QUESTIONS!! and i must answer them!! i guess tuesday is choseday. so i’ll answer them over here. oh man… what if she doesn’t come over here and see the answers? what then? she’ll have NO IDEA what i would have chosen. my opinion will go UNNOTICED!! i’m scared.
on the bright side, this gives some of my internet friends and chance to answer questions. how fun!
WOULD YOU RATHER:
1. Drool noticeably every time you see food OR have to throw up whatever you ate exactly 15 minutes later?
oh drool. for sure. i hate throwing up. i avoid it at all costs. drooling could be fun. cuz you could get yourself a little drool cup.
2. Meet an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend 5 years later and be very overweight OR be balding?
overweight. i can’t imagine not having my hair. unfortanately, i can easily imagine being overweight. but lose my hair?
3. Show up at a black tie even wearing only a toga, and have to stay the whole night OR have a stripper accidentally pop out of a cake at your family reunion?
oh this is easy. in fact, i am surprised we haven’t had a stripper pop out of a cake at a family reunion. my family is completely inappropriate.
4. Sneeze once every minute for 2 days straight OR cough up phlegm constantly for 12 hours?
definately sneeze. i hate phlegm. but… actually. 2 days, every minute might be a bit tiring. maybe i would rather cough up phlegm. i’m torn on this one.
ok, i just checked back on loon’s site, and i can comment now. but i’ve written all this out already.. i guess i pre-panicked before it was really necessary?
does this guy scare you as much as he scares me?

thank you everyone who agrees with me that $4.61 is a ridiculous amount. it doesn’t even make sense. how am i supposed to live on that, and continue to work and therefore make money to pay them back? i don’t know. there’s no logic. stupid IRS.
it certainly does not leave me enough money to see “underworld” and i’ve been waiting DESPERATELY since summer began to see that movie. i’ve got that red tape song, from the preview, in my car and i listen to it all the time. molly has long since put the date in her palm… phooey. i told molly and evildeb i would know by the 24th if i could see it. because by the 24th i will know if i removed the levy in time to get a paycheck on the 30th. so we have a tentative date for the 25th.
i wasn’t going to be able to see it with them on friday anyway… i’ll be IN PASADENA!! eating fee’s food and playing with her bunnies.
so fee hopes to grow up to be a pushy old lady, it turns out. me, i don’t want to shove people, i just want to yell at them. if i were that white haired lady, i’d put my face up right against his ear and yell “MOVE!!”