this is unacceptable because she is asking QUESTIONS!! and i must answer them!! i guess tuesday is choseday. so i’ll answer them over here. oh man… what if she doesn’t come over here and see the answers? what then? she’ll have NO IDEA what i would have chosen. my opinion will go UNNOTICED!! i’m scared.
on the bright side, this gives some of my internet friends and chance to answer questions. how fun!
WOULD YOU RATHER:
1. Drool noticeably every time you see food OR have to throw up whatever you ate exactly 15 minutes later?
oh drool. for sure. i hate throwing up. i avoid it at all costs. drooling could be fun. cuz you could get yourself a little drool cup.
2. Meet an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend 5 years later and be very overweight OR be balding?
overweight. i can’t imagine not having my hair. unfortanately, i can easily imagine being overweight. but lose my hair?
3. Show up at a black tie even wearing only a toga, and have to stay the whole night OR have a stripper accidentally pop out of a cake at your family reunion?
oh this is easy. in fact, i am surprised we haven’t had a stripper pop out of a cake at a family reunion. my family is completely inappropriate.
4. Sneeze once every minute for 2 days straight OR cough up phlegm constantly for 12 hours?
definately sneeze. i hate phlegm. but… actually. 2 days, every minute might be a bit tiring. maybe i would rather cough up phlegm. i’m torn on this one.
ok, i just checked back on loon’s site, and i can comment now. but i’ve written all this out already.. i guess i pre-panicked before it was really necessary?
does this guy scare you as much as he scares me?
1) Drool
2)overweight
3)stripper
4)phlegm, though both options are nasty
Bonus – Is that what it would look like if Jeffrey Jones and Martin Mull mated? Yeash! Very scary!
1. Drool noticeably every time you see food OR have to throw up whatever you ate exactly 15 minutes later?
drool… drooling does no long term damage as far as i have observed from watching my drooly nephew.
2. Meet an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend 5 years later and be very overweight OR be balding?
overweight. balding is getting more common in women, but i don’t think it is quiet considered the norm.
3. Show up at a black tie even wearing only a toga, and have to stay the whole night OR have a stripper accidentally pop out of a cake at your family reunion?
this depends… would everyone know i was responsible for the stripper? if so, i might have to go for the toga.
4. Sneeze once every minute for 2 days straight OR cough up phlegm constantly for 12 hours?
i’m not sure… 2 days without sleep is harsh, but coughing HURTS after a while. i might have to stick with coughing, though.
1) throw up. considering how i am continuously around food at my job.
2) bald. there’s always wigs. that could be fun.
3) don’t really care either way on this one. the toga thing would be fun, actually. i’d definitely stand out and get noticed. lol.
4) *shrugs* what would “constantly” be defined as? every second? minute? hour? i’d probably do the phlegm thing. sneezing that much would wear me out.
i forgot about the added bonus of getting my very own drool cup! that would be spiffy.