i shall disguise myself as a slutty tom jones fan, and throw my underpants over your head, and when you are blinded by my panties, i will attack and eat your brains!!!
mwahahaaa!!
i will blow radioactive SNOT out of my zombie nose at your chest hair. it will burn, mind you, but you will be smooth as a baby’s butt when i’m done with you. tom.
oh yeah? well, since there’s no hair to absorb light rays, they’ll bounce off my new smooth as a baby butts chest and blind you! and then, i’ll, uh… run away! run away! and come up with a new attack.
you with your radioactive zombie freakiness is not so scary. you will be no match for my futher mucker Tom Jones-ness! mwhahahahahaaaa!
i shall disguise myself as a slutty tom jones fan, and throw my underpants over your head, and when you are blinded by my panties, i will attack and eat your brains!!!
mwahahaaa!!
This is so perfect for me….
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Also, I’ve been privy to far too much underpants talk of late. I don’t know why, but underpants keeps coming up in conversation.
DAMN!!! Why didn’t the picture come up??? I’m “The kid you hated in school”.
i do not believe you have the power to post images in comments. i’m sorry. however, you are correct, that is the perfect one for you.
your underpants are no match for my secret weapon. manly tom jones chest hair! its like a magic force field.
i will blow radioactive SNOT out of my zombie nose at your chest hair. it will burn, mind you, but you will be smooth as a baby’s butt when i’m done with you. tom.
oh yeah? well, since there’s no hair to absorb light rays, they’ll bounce off my new smooth as a baby butts chest and blind you! and then, i’ll, uh… run away! run away! and come up with a new attack.