today evildeb is “working” from home. and mollymonster, queen of the lip balm, is off. so that leaves me in a pod full of yucky boys. except one of them has recently taken to calling himself The Man. so it’s yucky boys and one Man.
did i tell you that evildeb is a vegetarian now? she announced this awhile back. back around my birthday, as a matter of fact. we were talking about … i don’t even know what and all the sudden:
e.d.: i’m a vegetarian
me: what? what are you talking about?
e.d.: i’m a vegetarian now. i’ve been one before.
me: when did this happen.
e.d.: two days ago. i’ve been one before you know.
me: and why did you decide to become one again?
e.d.: it’s right for me, i don’t like killing animals. i’ve been one before you know.
me: yes, you’ve said that before as well. i don’t know, deb… NOT wanting to kill animals isn’t very evil.
e.d.: yes it is. being a vegetarian makes me more difficult. more difficult to feed.
me: excellent point. you’re right. you are a giant pain in the ass now. it IS evil.
e.d.: i’ve been one before, you know.
me: shut up.
*few minutes later….
me: was it the bee?
e.d.: what?
me: was it the bee that turned you veggie? i bet it was the bee.
e.d.: *sigh* no. it wasn’t the bee. i’ve been one before, you know.
me: shut up.