as i mentioned in my earlier post, today, i went to the apple store and fondled the latest expansion pack for the sims, on the mac. superstar. the thing is, people kind of look at you funny if you fondle software. they are fine if you fondle the hardware, that’s to be expected. have you seen how cute the 12″ powerbook is? so, they were looking at me funny, and i had to buy it.
a little background about the lanes
the lanes are brother and sister, parker and jane. their father is a rich international business tycoon. their mother was an actress, beautiful and talented, she was worshipped by all. she stepped out of the limelight when she married mr. lane, had two kids and then died. so sad. anyway, so parker and jane live together. parker thinks he lives with jane because she needs someone to look out for her. she’s sweet and shy and beautiful. she’s had a few gold digging bastards break her heart. in reality, jane is living with parker at the request of her father. parker’s a flake, tends to get involved with dicey business ventures with shady characters. loses a great deal of money. stuff like that.
parker and jane have a dog named buddy. cute dog! but one day, they noticed he just didn’t get enough attention. he was always under socialized. so they got him a friend, sasha. another cute dog. buddy thought sasha was the bee’s knees and it wasn’t long before they were snuggling. lo and behold, they had a puppy! the puppy is currently dans le bassinet. you can’t see it. we don’t even know what gender it is, nor does it have a name. i guess it takes puppies and kittens three sim days to mature, just like a sim baby. i don’t know, this is my first attempt at sim pet breeding.

last night i went to the mall, on my way home from work, to pick up the latest sims expansion pack for the mac, superstar, and fondle it at the apple store. as i was walking through nordstrom, i was thinking about my paternal grandparents, and what i could possibly get them for xmas. they live in sun city arizona, in an assisted living apartment. they are in their late 80’s, and not well. grandma pulls an oxygen tank around with her, because she’s got emphysema, and she has trouble reading due to glaucoma. also, she’s a bit loopy now. earlier this year, she got very sick, and it was determined she was not drinking enough water, she was very dehydrated. we can barely get her to drink teaspoons!! granddad has a bum need to arthritis, and his mobility is cut down to the point of needing a walker for short distances, and an electric cart for longer distances. he’s in constant pain, but can’t have surgery because he wouldn’t survive it. yesterday, he fell and went back into the hospital. he didn’t break anything, but he can’t put weight on that leg, so they are going to do an mri today. faye, my stepmom, says that i wouldn’t even recognize him, he just seems lost most of the time.
this january, we are coming up on the 10 year anniversary of my father’s death. their son. and i think that’s what really did them in. they never seemed to recover from it. my dad and stepmom were very very close to my grandparents. and this wasn’t the way it was supposed to happen. for any of us. he wasn’t supposed to go before them. and he wasn’t supposed to go when my little brother was only 12. and he definitely wasn’t supposed to leave before he could retire and travel the world with faye. and he wasn’t supposed to leave me. but he did. and it really took the wind out of my grandparents sails.
how do you buy a xmas present for people in this stage of life? they can’t do anything … they are too limited or in too much pain. is it bad to almost wish they could lay down, on their little twin beds and just be out of pain and sadness? that when they go, they go together, in their sleep, and in peace?

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since lisa commented on my sucky book entry in the form of a rebuttal, i feel i must reply to her in the same manner.
“Jodi, you ignorant slut.
“The Hunger” (1983) was first a novel by Whitley Strieber but was also a kick-ass movie staring Catherine Deneuve, David Bowie and Susan Sarandon, and Cate and David were VAMPIRES! Also, there’s a super cool scene of Sarandon and Deneuve making out. Dude, any movie where David Bowie is playing a vampire is double plus good with me. Even more fun is the opening scene which features a Goth club, in which the young Goths are being hunted by vamps, and Bauhaus is singing “Bella Lugosi’s Dead” live at the club.
Sadly, this movie is not available from Netflix, but if you find it at the local video store, check it out.”
did i not mention it was a movie? i believe i did. it matters not to me that it’s a movie. i am talking about the book here. and the book SUCKED ASS. i’m sorry, it did. i could barely stand it. i skipped a huge part of the middle, and skimmed the last third. i wouldn’t say it’s the worst book i’ve ever read, that was probably The Shipping News. at least, it’s the book that made me actually scream, “this book sucks so hard!” in reality, the shipping news won awards and was also made into a movie. but the book was painful. and i threw it into the woods while camping, in hopes that a bear would come along and use it for toilet paper. i probably would have done the same thing with the hunger, except it was a library book. thankfully. which means none of my hard earned money was wasted on it.
just because it has vampires in it, doesn’t mean it’s good.
i’m a very intelligent slut, i’ll have you know

so, my new thing is… i want to be telekinetic. i used to want to be clairvoyant. or maybe read minds. but, i really don’t care that much about other people’s opinions anymore. wheeee! it’s so freeing. now i just want to be able to move really big shit with my mind. i started thinking about this about two weeks ago, when i went to the barnes and noble in crossroads center. there was a big ol’ fuck off truck, a dodge ram i think, and it was taking up not one, not two, not even three, but four parking spots. and that just pisses me off so much! it’s so freaking rude! i just wanted to pick up his truck and move to the other side of the shopping center. or the roof of the shopping center. something. you know? and since then, i see dozens of reasons every day why i need to be telekinetic.
so this is my question… if you are telekinetic, can you fly? because, if you can move things with your mind, you could probably pick yourself up and move yourself in a flying type direction, right? because i would so love to be able to fly, as well. that would rule.
i’ve been listening to this internet radio station, through iTunes lately, called The Green Lounge. which plays “space age, latin, torch singers, exotica, acid jass, balladiers, las vegas lounge.” and no commercials. it doesn’t interfere too much with my working or writing. i like it. you kind of have to understand that a lot of this music i grew up with, having musicians in the family. but the best part is, sometimes they will have some song played on an organ, no singing. and it totally reminds me of my grandmother grace, and her organ. which she used to play all these old songs, with all the extra bells and whistles and foot pedals. i was so sad when she had to sell the organ, when they moved into an assisted living apartment. it was a classic from the early 70’s at least. maybe even late 60’s. it was HUGE. if i could have afforded to ship it up from arizona, i would have taken it. too kitsch! talk about your space age latin lounge music. i’ll try to find a picture of it and post it up here.

thanks to judes…

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since you asked, i shall tell you which books sucked. one of them was not available to me on the allconsuming.net list. it’s called “the hunger” by whitley streiber. or strieber. can’t remember. anyway, this book was made into a movie a long time ago. with catherine deneuve, for pete’s sake. but it’s baaaad. it’s just poorly written. it’s … disjointed. i don’t know any other way to discribe it. and the reactions of the characters is like … i kept thinking to myself “hey… people don’t have emotins this stilted and random. robots don’t even have emotions this abrutive and chaotic.” it was herky jerky. maybe it’s supposed to be that way. maybe it’s “stylized” and i’m supposed to be on edge. but i was really just annoyed. besides, this author also wrote a book about his real life alien abduction. so maybe that’s what is really going on here. he didn’t write the book, aliens took over his body and wrote the book. which is why i kept saying to myself “what the fuck is going on? why is she freakin’ out like that? and what the hell is getting so mad about? what’s wrong with these people?” hmmmmm…..
the other book is on my completed bookslist and it’s called “harm none.” i just felt like i had wiccan PR poured over me like syrup when i was done. and i am someone who finds alternative religion fascinating!!