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You’re a monkey. Ooh, you’re an angry monkey. Oh, you’re pissed. You’re- PMS monkey?

ok, i really do not mean for this to be a regular feature here. but, since i am in all kinds of bad moods… STILL… it would appear that i need to look on the sunny side of the fuckin’ street. AGAIN. whatever.

fifty more things i am grateful for
1. that i have a mac, and don’t have to worry about 99% of the asinine computer viruses sent out.
2. egg mcmuffins.
3. squishy’s airport extreme card.
4. the lovely flowers my dept sent me.
5. calendars with tabby cat pictures.
6. yoshimi, my japanese girl piggy bank.
7. caller ID
8. cowboy bebop
9. my franklin-coveyÆ brain
10. bubble baths
11. the sims.
12. potatoes
13. the soap
14. caffeine.
15. bereavement time off
16. the PetMate Litter Locker
17. the Yoga for Dummies DVD.
18. two button mice with scroll wheels.
19. the beanbag chair in my cube.
20. even numbers
21. the smell of oranges.
22. sneakers
23. anna using Net Send in the command line, yesterday in training, to make a message pop up on my screen that read “smiling’s my favorite”
24. netflix
25. that i have not killed anyone in a fit of rage and been sentenced to life in prison.
26. the human nervous system.
27. dictionaries.
28. chocolate.
29. my sage colored nalgene water bottle with sipping attachment.
30. the delete button.
31. brightly colored sticky pads.
32. lemons and lemon flavored things.
33. black extra fine sharpie pens.
34. purring
35. the smell of crayons.
36. lola, the sparkling gold princess comfort cruiser.
37. my mom
38. curse words.
39. clean underwear.
40. jamba juice, with a special shout out to the two enthusiastic gentlemen who served me my strawberry tsunami this afternoon.
41. pajamas. [thanks for the reminder, romy]
42. las vegas.
43. bubble baths
44. dolphins
45. the flip fold
46. the purple chair
47. my gender
48. electricity
49. naps
50. massages

i’d be more grateful for massages if i were actually getting one right now, tho…

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