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Gosh, I don’t think that I’ve ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I’ve got practically no responsibilities, my job’s a breeze and I’ve got a KILLER rack.

so, i finally found out what i am. i’ve identified my people. i thought i was the only one. but i’m not. there are other people like me. and we call ourselves… the quirckyalones.
quirkyalone (kwur.kee.uh.lohn) n. adj.
A person who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than date for the sake of being in a couple. With unique traits and an optimistic spirit; a sensibility that transcends relationship status. Also adj. Of, relating to, or embodying quirkyalones.
See also: romantic, idealist, independent.
i haven’t read the book yet. but i’ve browsed the website, taken the quiz, and read some stuff in the forum. according to the quiz i am very quirkyalone. nice! i feel so… validated. so vindicated. maybe my mom should read this book, so she’d understand me. although, i think she’s just about given up on me getting married. she is NOT a quirkyalone. nope. no. no way. coworker we refer to as The Man says its just a bunch of people making excuses for not getting laid. oh no… quite the opposite. those quirkyalones like the sex. they just don’t need to be in a committed relationship to have it. and do not think that having it means a committed relationship. some of them are quite slutty! fun. slutty is fun. wheeeee!
so anyway, yeah. i’m part of a movement. yay me!
so, earlier this month, my blog was SPAMMED big time. one spammer, every day [that had a post] for about… six months worth. i had to go post by post and delete them hand. there was no way i was going to leave their list of links for cheap viagra etc, on my journal. *claps hands and say “no!”* it filled me with such rage and hatred. i think it’s justifiable to kill spammers. i think it’s ok. and think no court of law would convict us. i would give them the puppy dog green eyes, and speak to them in my widdle voice and they would set us free. the question is, how shall we kill them. thoughts? suggestions?

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