Kerry Team: They Wish They Were That Sinister
By wonkette for Wonkette
So Scott McClellan thinks that the Kerry team forged the Bush National Guard documents. As if! Those poor slobs are still wasting time “doing research;” we don’t think they’ve figured out that you can just make shit up. The Bush team, on the other hand, made shit up our way into war. Some artfully just-enough-fake documents? Cake. And it’s not like they haven’t done that before, either. . .

I am so busy right now. Both at work and at home. I am a level of busy that I am not at all comfortable with, lover of sloth that I am. The worst part is, re: the home busy, I should be working my tail off, but I am reading instead. So… what’s it called when you are super busy, but ignoring it in favor of books? Besides procrastination? or denial. Now, at work, I was plugging a long, working hard until Dr. Stevil had to send me some Sims2 links!! It’s been released for the pc. And even though the Mac version has only been unofficially announced, those links were all it took to send me off on a wild goose chase for screen shots and quicktime movies. The Sims are the ultimate shiny object to me. In a way, I’m glad the mac version is not out. For the next 29 days, I will be all kinds of swamped. It will require hard work. *shudder* And then I will be fantastically NOT busy for three weeks while I am on sabbatical. Then we go back to busy at work, and with NaNoWrimo. [It would be disastrous for the Sims2 to be released right before NaNoWriMo. ] But after the new year, I’ll only be busy at work. So…
EA, Maxis and most likely Aspyr,
You are free to start production on the Sims2 for Mac OS X. I think a nice early spring 05 release would suit me best. And please don’t make me have to buy a G5 just to play it. I’m on a budget. If you could keep it on an 800 GHz level, that would be great. If not, I could always play on squishy, but she has less ram than my home machine. So thanks for everything, and remember, early Spring 05.
Thank you in advance,
Jodi
*when I was a little tiny kid, my family would say “Look Jodi! A butterfly!” and when I turned my head to look, they’d snatch food off my plate. Isn’t that horrible? Taking advantage of a preschooler aged child like that?