The Man: I’m cleaning my cube.

*Jodi, Evildeb and KK giggle, because sounds like a naughty joke.*

Evildeb: Is that a euphemism?

Jodi: I’m CLEANING my CUBE. Anything can be a euphemism if you say it right.

Evildeb: Well, I’m installing Publisher.

Jodi: I’m INSTALLING PUBLISHER. Hmmmm… what would that mean?

Evildeb: It means I am wasting my time.

*Jodi and Evildeb laugh uncontrollably. Because it’s a Mocking Publisher joke.*

Jodi: From now it, is is a official. “Installing Publisher” is another way of saying you wasted time.

The Man: What would ‘Extracting a DMG file’ mean?

Jodi: Ummmm… that would mean that you had to spend considerable time in the facilities. The restroom.

*Everyone laughs because it’s a poop joke*

Jodi: You know what? I am going to share our new euphemism with the whole world!

Evildeb: Is that a euphemism?

Pretty soon I am going to have to create a jodictionary, to explain all my new words and phrases.