You know, I never really look at my spam email. At work, we have a filter service. Every day it sends me a report of the spam I receive. About once a week, I go in and clean it all off the server. never even look at it. For some reason, this one caught my eye today:
Subject: Hi you :),. I miss you baby please come get me..
Hey baby. So whats been going on with you? Don’t you remember me? I loved the time we spent together I thought that you did too. I thought that you wanted to do all the things to me that we had talked about. I had a site made with more of my pictures in case you forgot about me. You can talk to me with the site too whenever Im there, which i Usually am, so I hope that you do. I hope to hear from you soon baby, please dont leave me like this I cant stop thinking of you
Evildeb says she does not have have all the sexually explicit spam that I have. She does not have email from Asslee Bendover. [I kid you not. It was from Asslee Bendover]. She did read off some of the other types of email. “Hot stock tip for quick surge.” I’m not entirely sure that isn’t something equally as naughty.
More Evildeb fun, I just received the following email.
Hi team,
My PC laptop, SweetyPi was taken away by an IT professional just after lunch today.
It was my fault for allowing her to have unprotected contact with the internet. She caught a couple of nasty viruses and had to be sterilized.
In the process of examining her the IT professional also discovered that her motherboard was damaged. This was apparently a flaw inherent to her type having something to do with an oversized “buffer”. Luckily she can be cured of all her ills, but she has to stay in the lab overnight so that they can monitor her progress.
Please keep SweetyPi in your thoughts tonight. We appreciate your kind thoughts for her rapid recovery.
Deb
They are so going to slam SweetyPi. Nothing left like Randle Patrick McMurphy’s mind after they took care of him.