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vasectomies gone bad and naughty babysitters

I’ve been using a demo of a stats service, that gives me a bit more information than what comes on my server. You know how addicted I am to webstats. In addition to providing valuable information for those looking for things in Nova Scotia [lottery numbers, sluts, food of various kinds, surgerical procedures] I get a lot of searches for people wanting to do things faster – for example – type. That’s how I found out there is a porno called “Faster Pussycat F*ck F*ck!” Of course there is… and the asterisks are to keep people looking for this fine film from being sidetracked by me. But my favorite two search referrals this week are:

how to write wedding vowels

how often should i feed my koi?

Normally, I would say I am the last person you want helping you write anything for a wedding, but when it comes to the vowels, I think I can help you out, just send me an email. But just the vowels! You are going to have to get the consonants from someone else. The number one search referral for jodiferous.com this week, and I am SUPER excited about this:

Hot Dog on a Stick!!!



I love hot dog on a stick! Mmmmmm…. meat on a stick.

Heads up: advance notification on tomorrow’s 50 fiction theme. The theme is: color.

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Rational thought is a bit too limiting for my tastes

Something fun I got from Drink at Work.

You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

What is Your World View?

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I’m in color class all day, again. And I’ve got this annoying Disney song stuck in my head. The Spectrum Song. I know I have an mp3 of it somewhere… I’m not sure I should do that to you, tho. Y’all have been so good, you don’t deserve to be punished in that way… or do you?

Oh, you are safe. Wherever that mp3 may be, it’s not here on squishy. But next time you may not be so lucky. In case you want the lyrics…

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