Sung to the tune of “Nature Boy”

There was a boy

A strange and tragic boy

And in his hand, he held his pain

For all the world to see

How he’d been hurt, by those he loved

Above reproach was he

And then one day

A stormy day he passed my way

And while he spoke of all his pain

Tried to explain

This is what he heard from me

“The greatest gift you need to learn”

“Is to forgive, and be forgiven in return.”

I suppose it’s nicer than yelling “Get the fuck over it!!” in his face.